So, I know this is a day late and a dollar short, but during the elections (which involved enduring hours of pathetic commercials that mock the intelligence of even the dullest Americans), I got to thinking...If I ran for office, what muck would they dredge up about my past so some guy with a deep voice could reveal my secrets while they stamp a gritty, red X on a black and white picture of me?
Secret number 1: I stole a Lego piece from Sunrise Elementary because it looked like the gun of a tank and I didn't have one. I'll never forget that little Lego piece.
Your turn...
I voted for heated sidewalks. That may not make sense if you weren't in Iowa.
ReplyDeleteI stole some gold plated pieces of wallets and purses once when I was like six. I think I got stuck shopping with my mom and ended up pillageing the area as a pirate. Aaaaargh! A Barrell!
ReplyDeleteThere was this one time in the band room, when I had to pee really bad, and I didn't want to walk all the way down the hall to the bathroom. So, I peed in the sink in the band room. Nate Gibbons and I sure had a good laugh everytime we saw someone use it afterwards.
ReplyDeleteI once saw Nate Broschinsky pee in the sink in the band room and laughed when I watched people use it afterward.
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