Sunday, December 5, 2010

I'm here!

So, I know this is a day late and a dollar short, but during the elections (which involved enduring hours of pathetic commercials that mock the intelligence of even the dullest Americans), I got to thinking...If I ran for office, what muck would they dredge up about my past so some guy with a deep voice could reveal my secrets while they stamp a gritty, red X on a black and white picture of me?

Secret number 1: I stole a Lego piece from Sunrise Elementary because it looked like the gun of a tank and I didn't have one. I'll never forget that little Lego piece.

Your turn...